some of the best instances of Virendra Sehwag and Shoaib Akthar's commentary

Shoaib: Kharab shuruaat.
Sehwag: "Sahi kah rahe ho aaap".
Sehwag : "Haryana ke purane tau ne kaha hey ,"Phate hue collar aur Pite Hue bowler ka koi respect nahin karta".
Match India Vs Bangladesh :
Sehwag welcomes Shoaib to Commetry box
Sehwag : Swagat karte hai hamare mitra Shoaib ji ka commentry box mai.
Shoaib : Shukriya Sehwag.
Sehwag : Toh batayiye Shoaib aap abhi tak India se haar ke sagme se bahar aaye ya nahi?
Eng vs NZ semifinal t20 2016 : Roy was batting brilliantly and hitting boundaries all over the ground. Then this happened
Shoaib - Jaisa ki maine pehle hi kaha tha ki Roy is match mein accha khelenge, wo kitna badhiya khel rahe.
Sehwag - Ji haan Shoaib bhai, app to antaryami baba ho gaye hai.
Shoaib(with embarassement:P) - nahi nahi allah tala aisi baat nahi Sehwag bhai.
Shoaib - lijiye ab to ye saaf saaf dikh rha ki kise bowl dena chahiye, par kaptaan sahab ko ye baat samajh nahi aa rahi.
Sehwag - Shoaib bhai, aap shayad ye bhul rahe ki ye stats players ko nahi dikhte. 


Some gems from their commentary :
1. Akhtar: "Sehwag ne Pakistan ke khilaaf bohot run banaye hain. 300 hi maartay they hamesha."
Sehwag: "Ji woh toh main kahunga ki Pakistan bowlers ne khud banwaye hain."
2. Akhtar:" Ek taraf kua, ek taraf khai."
Sehwag: "Yeh muhawara kal ke liye bacha ke rakhiye (referring to the India versus Pakistan match)"
3. Sehwag: "Shoaib ye match dekh kar mujhe 2003 WC ki yaad aa rahi hai jab Sachin ne aapki pitai ki thi.
Akhtar: "Sehwag, do you remember even one match where I bowled well?"
4. Sehwag (after Australia's quick start vs India): "4 overs, 54 runs. Aisa bohot baar kiya hai India ne Pakistan ke khilaaf."
5. Sehwag sings to Akhtar: "Mauka Mauka, Aap ke liye kal phir ayega Mauka Mauka, Bwahahahahaha"
6. Post India-Pakistan match :
Sehwag: "Mere dost Shoaib ke liye ek gaana hai
Aankhon me saari raat jaayegi ...Tumko bhi kaise neend aayegi "
During epic IndvsBan match :
7. Poor bowling by Bumrah during powerplay
Sehwag :" lgta h BUMRAH apni line length se GUMRAH ho chuke h.."
8. When the match seems to settle for a draw during final over
Sehwag :"Super over nahi hona chahiye warna humein der tak commentary karni padegi and bachhon ko bhi der tak jagna padega."
9. After long discussion of Dhoni , Nehra and Pandya during final over , when Pandya finally anchored India to victory,
Sehwag : "Boss ki wife ko, Haathi ke size ko, Aur Nehra Ji ki advice ko, saara Desh salaam Karta hai."
10. When Afridi was brutally beaten by Anderson During Pakistan -New Zealand match
Sehwag :"Phate hue collar aur Pite Hue bowler ka koi respect nahin karta".
11. When Simmons missed an easy catch of Virat Kohli in Ind vs WI semi final
Sehwag : "Itna asaan catch tha ki Sholay ka Thakur bhi pakad leta."
12.When Bumrah was bowling in death overs in the same match,
Sehwag : "Cricket ki duniya mein log do(two) hi 'kars' ki izzat karta hai har batsman. Tendulkar and perfect yorker."